2007-12-02
Laakso: Intentionally pathetic
Posted by Lennart Regebro under reviews | Tags: laakso, reviews, swedish music |In Swedish indie rock there has long been a trend of having singers that can’t sing. This trend got started with Broder Daniel. A band that write pop songs with the same musical skill as your average twelve year old. But because they (or at least the out of tune singer) were cute and cool they got wildly popular, and the trend got started, and often propagated by Broder Daniel members leaving the band an starting a solo career in singing badly.
It is in fact, much easier to become a respected indie talent in Sweden, if you suck. Case in point, new Swedish mainstream underground indie pop megastars Laakso.
Laakso does have a singer who mostly sings horribly out of tune with a whiny annoying voice. But sometimes he forgets himself, and sings in tune. Also, the songs are often pedestrian in quality, but with occasional bright sparks. But most of all, the lyrics are so pathetic, immature and stupidly bad that it must be intentional.
Maybe it’s a trick? Songs like their single “Västerbron” has decent chorus. But the verses are so pathetic that it’s really hard to not turn off. But if you succeed, the contrast between the stupefying low mark of “You look great…thanks!” means that the chorus comes as a huge relief, and you are immensly happy to no longer be in pain.
I’m starting to suspect that the guy can sing properly, but doesn’t want to just to make it sound better when he actually does sing in tune. And of course, the suspicions of intentional patheticness doesn’t exactly get lower when considering the fact that they used to be quite good. Check this from 2003, for example:
Notice the lack of suckage. He sings pretty much in tune, the English accent is suddenly much better, and the decent lyrics.
Sure, it’s often said that mainstream music is bad. But by that is usually meant bland, uninteresting and manufactured. Not so in Sweden. There you can more easily get a hit if you intentionally sing and play badly and wrote daft songs with kindergarten lyrics.
It’s a strange country. I’m happy I moved.
2007-12-30 at 16:51
“Not so in Sweden. There you can more easily get a hit if you intentionally sing and play badly and wrote daft songs with kindergarten lyrics.”
Hehe….nej, det är nog en förenklad sanning. Att det i andra länder är svårare att få en hit med en naiv text är en villfarelse. Jag kan inte låta bli att nedan skriva texten till denna veckas Billboard 1:a. Jag skulle kunna skriva in varje veckas listetta här i 52 veckor och jag kan försäkra dig att det enbart kommer att vara kindergarten lyrics.
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Shortie had them apple bottom jeans .. jeans
Boots with the fur .. with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor .. she hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the rebook with the straps .. with the straps
She turn around and gave that big booty a smack … hey!!
She hit the floor .. she hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Come on
2007-12-30 at 17:06
Du kan väl ändå inte hävda att Alicia Keys No One” (#1 förra veckan) är falsksång med dagisrim?
Men visst, Black Eyed Peas och Wyclef är ju bevis på att det går utmärkt att få gigantiska hittar fast man är totalt talanglösa. Men frågan är om det verkligen är *enklare* att få en hitt om man låtsas vara talanglös falsksångare utomlands. Jag tvivlar.
2007-12-30 at 17:24
Angående No One…sånginsatsen är i absolut världsklass, som alltid, men texten ger jag inte mycket för.
2008-02-07 at 16:59
Det är väl bra att Laakso sticker ut med att vara annorlunda på något sätt. Det är därför jag gillar dem så mycket. Älskar Markus Krunegårds sätt att sjunga. Jag gillar att han inte sjunger på ren engelska, det är bl.a. det som är så speciellt och fantastiskt med honom.
Jag är så less på all jävla mainstream musik. Laakso är det enda bandet som jag har fastnat för och helt enkelt inte kan sluta lyssna på. Sen kan du väl inte påstå att han inte bryter i “Aussie Girl”?
Deras låtar är ganska olika. Blir man less på en finns det alltid en annan, bättre, att lyssna på.
2008-02-18 at 16:58
Your well-deserved slagging of Laakso would make much more sense if you hadn’t just praised the over-hyped and tiresome Band of Horses. Jesus, by the 30 second mark of the song, we’ve already heard precisely everything that they put into the song - and then it. just. goes. on.
2008-02-18 at 17:10
It’s not how much you put into a song, but what you put into it. Unless, of course, you like fusion or free-form jazz. In which case you have no right to have an opinion.
2008-03-10 at 20:48
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